Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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