I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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