I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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