She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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