I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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