My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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