I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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