bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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