it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
