so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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