Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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