I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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