That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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