Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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