i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
They have beer where we have blood.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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