Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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