did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
now i know why i became what i already was.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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