It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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