im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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