It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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