we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
