Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
