my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize