is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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