Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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