how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
That accounts for only three of the penises
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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