Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This is the high leading the old right now
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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