the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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