My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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