these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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