walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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