I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
