all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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