Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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