Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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