You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
