But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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