I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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