Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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