I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
