Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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