There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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