Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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