Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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