the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
