Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
