the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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