I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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