Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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