I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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