Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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