C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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