Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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