hell yes lets make some ravioli
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize