I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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