bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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